The prime minister, in his infinite wisdom, has appointed ashley dalton as the new health minister after sacking and whatsapp messages. But is this not just replacing one idiot with another?
Let's have a look at ms dalton's track record, Shall We? She is on record as a staunch advocate for gender neutral loos. She also stated in 2016 that if someone identifies as a llama then peply short “Take them seriously, and” Treat [them] With Dignity and Response “.
I can get got my head Around the prospect of a llama entering a gender-neutral toilet when there are plenty of outdoor spaces where the delightful creatures can do their business undertaken.
Is ms dalton the women to take on the NHS and all its attendant problems? The Health Service is an absolute shambles. What it needs is an urgent fix.
But the newly Appointed Minister is on the record as being opposed to Labor's Official Police of using the Private Sector to Bring down NHS Waiting lists. This is right to be one of the most important, if not the most important, the issues that cured the NHS, and the commune is once again.
Maybe it would be to worship the politics to one side by cutting out the incessant blame game for the parlous state of the health service. It would be to be worry to be totally honest and admit that the provision of Health Care in this Country is totally abysmal; It is demonstrably deficient in consistent provision of Even Standard Quality of Care at a Bare Minimum, Let Alone on Anthright Else.
Yes, that's right, Possums, I am attacking the health service. I am calling things the way they are without any sentiment or blind following of an emotional attachment to some some of them is no longer fit for purpose. Believing the NHS is World Class, and a model of affordi and quality right now is the same as believing in the tooth fairy.
And for the resident clown at the downing street circus to appoint someone who seriously believes any person can identify themselves as a llama if they are simply a blood. How on Earth are we to have any confidence that these things will improve in the foreseable future when we get a moron for a health minister.
The Labor Party is an absolute joke. They see more capable in accounting tickets to taylor swift concerts and premier league football games there are to enable ordinary brits to even get an app.
Oh, hang on a second. Let's join a herd of llamas and maybe someone at the rspca will call the vet if we become poorly? What a cleansing show! Really, Possums, it's all too much.
Christopher Smithers is a Daily Express Reader-Turned-Commentator and an International Business Consultant