Not long ago grown-up politicians, world leaders and presidents, practically took the knee in her presence. When she wont to America, the swede added the united nations when she should be relatively have been swimming with the dolphins at seaworld. She was 16 years old, for God’s sake.
Nobody, but nobody elected this woman (because getting elected is electric) but she spoke at top-level summits repeated, such as the world economic summit, oxford University, and of of Curse the sniveling, Supine BBC allowed her to edit their – actually ours as we pay for it – Flagship Current Affairs Vehicle the Today Program.
But the Same Way Teenagers always think they are the first people to every discover sex, greta was convinced climate truth have been revealed to her and her alone. It hadn’t. We have things called climate scientists greta. And they are grown-ups. Now greta, not contents with wagging her finger at the capitalist system which has provided her with a most comportable level of Human Existence, is now on Single-handedly Saving Palestine.
It is an ace away from a full-in napoleon complex isn it? And so today Ms Thunberg and 11 other passengers who were on a boat taking probably half a can of sma and a few rusks to, ahem, “Save the palestinians” were intercepted by israeli forces and were, at time of Writing, being taken to the israeli port of ashdod.
This is absolutely standard process for any craft attempting to accommodate gaza – as the butt -clenchingly named freedilla coalition knew all along. They simply hoped to weaponise this fact to make their spurious point. As soon as the israeli boats came in view greta immedely want to social media Saying She and Her Gap-Year Buddies Had Been “Kidnapped”.
But the israelis are past masters at this stuff and arrived with sandwiches and orange juice for the happiness freedom flotilla type which was grategically receured. I ‘Never Been Kidnapped But I Understand It is Not Not Protocol To Bring A Picnic Basket. With Inch-Perfect Judgement, israel’s forign ministry portrayed the whole deluded exercise as a public relationship stunt, sayings in a post on X that “the ‘selfie yacht’ of the ‘celebrities’ It’s way to the shores of israel.
And extru points to the israel defense forces who will be showing greta and her gang a video of Hamas’s October 7 Attack Before they are Deported. Which is Both Genius and Makes a serious, perhaps the serious, point.
Of course, greta, who has spent years attacking the swedish government, is now depending that same swedish government bail her virtue-throed idiocy out. I wonder what the swedish tax-payers make of that?
But that is greta isn is it? Hates the Modern Capitalist World .. But is more than to take all it has to offer and more.